The Anime Character's Prayer by switchblade16, literature
Literature
The Anime Character's Prayer
Our creator
Who art in the real world
Famous is thy name
Thy pencil blessed
Thine ideas the best
In thy mind as it is on paper
Give us today the strength we need
And forgive the editor's outtakes
As we forgive your errors
Lead us not into bad dubs
And deliver us from fangirls
For thine is the manga
And the power
And the story
Forever and ever
Amen
KakuHida: Winter Sickness Ch2 by LazyT90, literature
Literature
KakuHida: Winter Sickness Ch2
***KakuHida: Winter Sickness Ch2***
It started snowing about an hour ago I think. All I know is that it keeps on falling and falling and will never stop. The extreme weather is really freezing my ass off and being outside isnt helping my condition.
Every time we would pass an inn or hotel, I would ask if we could stop to rest for the day because I was cold. He would just say no and
50 Ways To Drive Akatsuki Nuts by DemonKimmie, literature
Literature
50 Ways To Drive Akatsuki Nuts
How to Drive The ENTIRE Akatsuki nuts, and get them to hate absolutely forever.
Or just piss them off real bad. XD
1.)Get Itachi to watch you practice saying thet Sasuke is your foolish little brother and is, therefore, weak.
2.)Steal Deidara's clay bombs and blow up Sasori's puppets. Then, blame on scary carrot martians from mars.
3.)Eat some shark in front of Kisame, make sure you chew really REAAALLLLLYYY slowly, while savoring the taste, then ask him if he wants any.
4.)Give Zetsu a huge bottle of weed-killer, and then ask him to go kill some nasty weeds. Make SURE when you hand it to him, the lid is loose. Then MAKE ABSOLUTELY SURE
50 Ways to Piss Off Pein by sasodeioctembuary, literature
Literature
50 Ways to Piss Off Pein
1. Wave a magnet in his face
2. Ask if he uses all his bodies for an orgy
3. Tell him his eyes are creepy and the Sharingan looks way cooler
4. Call him Yondaime
5. Pretend you believe him to be a shadow
6. Ask if any other shadows can talk, or if hes just magical
7. Tell him one of his bodies looks like a girl
8. Tell him Zetsus hitting on Konan
9. Ask what kind of parents name their kid Pein (It means the same thing in Japanese as pain)
10. Tell him its really lame how all his bodies have the same name, and that as an evil mastermind he should have more creativity.
11. Point out that his eyes look li
I'm obsessed with the Akatsuki and Japanese stuff, even though I live in the U.S.
Favourite genre of music: Rock Favourite style of art: explosion? Favourite cartoon character: Grimmjow! Personal Quote: everyone is weird in their own unique way